In other news, I finally found a coke bottle with my name on it. I’m a little more excited than I should be.
so im kinda super pissed that the sims 4 isn’t available on macs…
do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands
no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS
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What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.
So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.
She refused to fix my grade.
In the end, she shit herself on stage.
I didn’t regret it.
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
Good I am so happy I don’t have to go back to school.
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A 4-year-old Indonesian girl who was lost during the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami was finally reunited with her family after almost 10 years.
Prince Harry versus the Wind: A History.
Today, August 13, 2014, the wind blew Prince Harry’s notes to the ground as he was making a speech at the unveiling of the British team for the Invictus Games. This isn’t the first time the wind has made life difficult for Prince Harry. Back in 2012 whilst on his Diamond Jubilee Tour, HRH was inconvenienced by the wind too whilst trying to read a plaque he had unveiled. Princess Diana once said “The wind is my enemy”, and it seems this force of nature is continuing its vendetta, this time against her son!
Sorry if this doesn’t fit my blog, but what is happening in Ferguson, Missouri is no laughing matter. Our first amendment rights to free speech and peaceful assembly are being thrown out the window. Our police force is becoming increasingly militaristic and it is time that we assert ourselves as American citizens, we are NOT animals to be corralled through excessive force, we will NOT stand idly by as our basic human rights are violated, we will NOT let the police prevent journalists from keeping us informed. We demand JUSTICE for those murdered and injured through police brutality.
Write your representative
Write to President Obama
Raise awareness on social media #Ferguson
Enough is enough.